Call in Columbo! We have a missing wedding ring!
And the ceremony still went on, and the poor maid of honor cried through the whole thing, and we used a fake ring, and the minister found the real ring, and we had another private ceremony, and we danced on the golf course, and we got thrown off the grass … and it was glorious!
(AND I’m sure my English teacher would have a heart attack if she saw the above sentence).